Lancio una nuova serie di messaggi con tag [//|=_=| – OMG], ovvero qualcosa che mi lascia davvero disgustato, come ad esempio questo meraviglioso calcolo su quanto sia larga la banda di un’eiaculazione, e di come si possa arrivare a paragonarla a un attacco DoS..
>>hypnosis 1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
>>hypnosis 2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
>>hypnosis 3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
>>hypnosis On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
>>hypnosis Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
>>hypnosis (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec
>>Jck_true Sweet
>>Jck_true DoS attack!!!
>>hypnosis a bukkake would probably be a DDoS then
>>hypnosis 11 men would give 17 petabytes/sec
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